Recent Reviews & Comments for Patritos Cafe

Filed by: anonymous on 2011-03-09 02:05:40 Thank you for the Mardis Gras Karaoke, it was a pleasant change. Cheers, Tim

Filed by: anonymous on 2011-02-08 15:10:50 Anyway, nothing personal, Patriot's is over-all good and its not anybodies fault who works there. I know you didn't take initial G.,M. and J. to raise.

Filed by: anonymous on 2011-02-08 15:08:45 Anyway, its like most people are cool and all but some people act they can hit people from behind while they are in a seated position with no warning when nobody is getting physical with them or anybody else in there. Then they question others like they are the good guy. Then you got people stepping on peoples shoes and bumping into people on purpose trying to pick a fight and nobody owes them an

Filed by: anonymous on 2011-02-08 15:01:37 You guys have a great place and friendly people who work there and hang out there. Had some great times there and the food is good too. Question though: Do you still have a few people in there who verbally and physically abuse others that they don't even have business with? It seems as though some of the regulars act like Patriot's is their little Jerry Springer Show and they kinda pester peop

Filed by: westcoast guy on 2010-11-20 19:08:12 Matty, wtf, an open billboard for abuse and congrats!! see u sometime next year.

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-10-22 11:51:13 Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo, Johnny Walker, Captain Morgan & Old Grand Dad = 6 pack! You should try it some time

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-10-19 20:49:48 YEA man. Kelly is awesome and she always has the best service.

Filed by: on 2010-10-19 20:49:08 FUCK THAT. Kelly is awesome and everyone loves her.

Filed by: DANK on 2010-10-19 20:48:24 damn that new kelly girl is a trip. shes awful almost all the time.

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-09-23 19:09:29

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-09-16 14:50:29 I am sure the cook doesn't have a sophisticated brick pizza oven... yet, he manages to make the best pizza we have ever tasted. And the extra spicy wings... Patriot's Cafe... your cook deserves a raise!

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-08-11 07:57:41 Great little dive bar. I have been going there for awhile and it is great! There is a group of hot girls that frequent there now. Check it out.

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-07-26 17:27:04 I love coming here. It's just the right balance of anonimity and community. I can go there and not worry about anything but having a good time. The staff is fantastic. And they have good ol PBR!

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-07-20 15:59:23 Cutest Women Bartenders in N. Va. The food is good and Kareokee several days a week. I give i a 4+

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-04-30 08:12:26

Filed by: jwwillie56@comcast.n on 2010-04-06 13:52:19 Sara, Thanks for your hospitality today. You're a great server and beautiful person. I'll be sure to stop back next time I'm in the area. God bless. John, Wilmington, DE

Filed by: dsadasd on 2010-03-10 15:40:54 Your country needs you! http://tinyurl.com/ylorxo2 Register and fight as American, German, French or whatever and bring your country to worldpower, as president, soldier or manager of companies.

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-03-06 10:26:00 You got a first calss mexican cook in the kitchen here. Why can't we add some fajitas to the menue? Hell you could probably use the same meat you use in the burrito, just marinade it a little differently.

Filed by: anonymous on 2010-03-06 10:24:17 There is some new half asian bartender girl. She is pretty hot too. Why is it that the only hot women in this place are the ones that work there? All the women who drink here are either to fat, to old, to ugly, or to stupid. Believe me when I tell you that Pats is not the place to go to pick up women.

Filed by: sage on 2010-02-07 19:08:18 Great local bar, walking distance from my house. After frequenting the bar for a month straight including 4+ hours during snopocolyps Saturday, a bartender I hadn't met refused to allow me to smoke cloves, despite having done so for a month. While I'm a huge fan of this bar, and like to think I take care of my bartenders, I can smoke outside at my home. No complaints were ever made to my knowle

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-12-14 12:35:34 It's a simple question Dr, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-11-29 20:02:14 I got the worst case of jock rot there

Filed by: Mizzy on 2009-11-19 22:22:03 I want to raw dog Armando.

Filed by: JC on 2009-11-05 14:55:14 I used to have a great time here every Thursday about 2 years ago. I am going back to check it out. Hopefully they haven't changed a thing.

Filed by: Big Travis on 2009-11-03 11:36:35 This bar is my home. Matty, Bridget, Sara, Tara, Lindsay, Katie, Amanda, Steve, Armando etc. These are my family members. I love this bar! Great people, great food and great fun!! Plus The carry the NBA Package which I love most!

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-10-19 13:28:12 they have old grand dad!

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-19 08:28:15 i agree,it really sucks

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-11 12:23:22 I am a frequent customer of Patriots and recently tried Johns place up the road. There is now competition for best/worst bar in fairfax. Still I choose patriots based on the liqour license and the urinals that flush rather then johns urinals which are just glorified drains. Rock on patriots!!!

Filed by: concerned citizen on 2009-09-09 17:02:32 I always have a da good time at Patriots Cafe. How dare you say suck balls on a message board dedicated to the glory of fine dining that is patriots cafe. If I were to see you in the streets I'd scuff your pumas or worse scrape yours jays!!!

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 15:17:34 Sucks

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 15:17:21 My

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 15:17:05 Balls

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 14:13:51 i vomited on the door on the way out. I suspect that there is still remnants from that fateful night.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:24:27 i vomited all over the first table when you walk in last night.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:10:43 I like the new TV's. The Kareokee guy on Fridays should get more time then the other, bearded Francy dude who smells.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:06:47 i call seconds while chugging yukon jack and smoking marlboro menthol 100s

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:05:53 Raw dog that Sara chick too...while chugging Jager

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:05:08 I want to raw dog Bridget

Filed by: ME on 2009-09-06 13:55:35 This is a well oild establishment with deep roots in the fairfax area. I recommend every aspect of the joint except the loud mouth drunk borders employees who frequent there almost as often as they frequent freddies beach bar

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:41:11 There is a dude there that looks like a aborted version of Billie Joe from Greenday. You need to stop singing.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:37:40 I think the first post was written by someone that works there

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:36:52 Some beaner stole my friends jacket there.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:34:09 Great place to go and just relax, because you don’t have to worry about spending all your time and money trying to impress any hot chicks, save the bartenders.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:30:40 I miss the old tables.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:29:47 Trust me when I say you never want to sit on the toilet seat. Very bad idea. Anyone with a compromised immune system should be very careful here.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:28:45 Bridget and Sarah are uber hot

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:27:28 They have wifi...so drinking and surfing some hard core porn is a plus for me!

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:23:31 Those guys sucks

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:22:29 Two girls broke up with me after a night here

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:22:19 For some reason every car salesman in a 10 block radius hangs out there

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:21:54 There was this big queer that would sing a song called Gay Bar that made me want to go shoot myself

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:18:53 If you don't like hanging out with half of the staff of the Borders Book Store in Fairfax, Don't come here.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:16:43 That Armando dude is probably a fucking docotr in his old country. Sad

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:16:09 The First rule about Patriots cafe is...You don't talk about patriots cafe.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:13:44 I wish all the rednecks there would kick the shit out of all the popped collared, khaki cargo shorts and sandels with dave matthew shirts on's asses.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:13:04 Some Idioy keeps writing the begining of the same joke about a duck on the wall of the batroom and never finishes it. It's very frustrationg.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:11:25 If I hear Bohemian Rhapsody one more time I think i will lose my mind.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:10:21 The fattish girl that thinks she is the fucking front women for Evenesence can go eat one. You suck at singing and your clevage does not make up for the fact your ugly.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:09:28 Everything about this bar is pretty awesome save one. Stay away from the pasta dishes.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:09:01 There are very few blacks that go there, always a plus! The ones that do go there seem pretty cool, unlike most blacks.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:08:43 It's a cool Place to go but seriously, kareoke 4 nights per week? The worst part is that most of the people that sing think they are great. Especially the ones who feel the need to sit on a stool while singing.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:06:56 My ex girlfriend, Amy, tried to jerk me off under the table one night. I almost nutted. The cool thing was that nobody knew....up untill now.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:05:13 And Frenchy sucks too...and less drama club emmo fags please!

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:01:24 The only bad thing about this bar is that A: There is a smelly guy that reeks of B.O. and he is always there B: There is no women there that are worth a damn, with the exception of the ones that work there. C: It is really smokey D: There is a faggy dude that always sings..his name is Zach. But I love that bar!

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 17:29:06 The draft beer gives me the shits, so always stick with bottles.

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 17:28:20 There isnt a bartender there that I wouldnt slam with the old twig and berries!

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 17:27:27 I got really drunk there last night

Filed by: anonymous on 2009-04-04 16:16:43 They have great food and a even better staff! Every wed-sat night there is Karaoke which brings out a bunch of fun people! They have fantastic events on Holidays! Patriot's has never left me disappointed or anyone else for that matter! Definitely something to check out!

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